tehsneaker asked: BIRB!?!?!?
British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”
American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”
Since I’m going to a horse con this weekend
I feel like I should draw some horses or something
But man am I lazy.